About this site

Flat Earth Around The Globe publishes fiction. The articles, studies, destinations, quotations, named people and named organisations on this site are invented. They are written in the style of news reporting because that is the form the joke takes, not because any of it happened.

The Earth is an oblate spheroid. It is approximately 40,075 kilometres around at the equator, and it is not flat. No article on this site should be cited, quoted or shared as evidence of anything.

No real person is depicted. Where a name resembles that of a living person, the resemblance is unintended. No image on this site is a photograph of anyone, real or fictional: every one of them is made — drawn, composed, or produced by a generative model — and each carries a label on the image itself saying which of those it is.

This site carries no advertising and sells nothing. It is not affiliated with any news organisation, scientific body, government agency or advocacy group, real or otherwise.

If you arrived here from a social network and the article looked real, that is the failure mode this page exists to correct.