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Man sues his sat-nav for “implying curvature”
He is asking the court to remove the word “orbital” from the menu and to stop the device saying “recalculating”.
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Spirit-level prices up 340% as hardware shops ration stock
Two chains now keep them behind the counter, next to the batteries.
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Record annulled: runner “was going downhill across the Disc”
The committee will not say in which direction the slope runs, or who measured it.
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School removes globe from classroom, calls it “biased teaching material”
It has been replaced by a large round table, which the head teacher describes as “the same information, lying down”.
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Weather service declines to comment on the height of the Dome
Asked four times in one press conference, the spokesperson answered with the pollen forecast.